@samalmightysam: Ah ? ha ? ha ? ha ? stayin' alive, stayin alive ? ? ? ?.
YOU MIGHT ALSO LIKE
@Elizasoul80: Dr: If you want to lose weight, you need to do things that'll make you sweat. Me: *applies for a loan*
@trojansauce: [rap battle] *drops the mic* *scrambles around trying to pick up the mic* [20min earlier] *other guy covering my mic in butter*
@SamuelHLowe: I forgive you, but I hope your death is written, produced, and directed by Quentin Tarantino.
@ClichedOut: *delivers baby* *delivers baby* *delivers baby* *delivers baby* *delivers baby* Nurse 1: I'm exhausted. Nurse 2: I hate Labor Day.