@RunwayDan: Airbags should deploy in the form of balloon animals. Sure, you've been in an accident, but now you have a whimsical puppy dog.
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@PyrBliss: I've been repeating the same mistakes in life for so long now I may as well call them traditions.
@panmidwest: ME: I still suck my thumb at night, yesterday I called my landlady "mom" JUDGE: you only have to tell the truth about questions you're asked