@Humor_Fetish: Airplanes: offering you the comforts of gas station food/drinks at popular night club prices
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@AnkCoupleTO: Embrace her crazy and she'll love you forever or until she kills you, whichever comes first
@causticbob: My wife and I have agreed on a trial separation. The kids aren't to keen, but my wife and I just don't want them anymore.
@TheRolo: When I'm in a bathroom stall, please don't yell "Oh my God oh my God there's a guy in here!" Respect my privacy.