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@Book_Krazy: [Airport security]

Guard: Your flight leaves in 5 minutes

Centipede: No problem. I'll just run. I have 100 legs.

Guard: Remove your shoes

[Airport security]

Guard: Your flight leaves in 5 minutes

Centipede: No problem. I’ll just run. I have 100 legs.

Guard: Remove your shoes

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