@donjuantip: ALCOHOL. Because no one looks back on their life and remembers the nights they got plenty of sleep.
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@theshamingofjay: It's a good thing this video game is rated mature because it's going to be babysitting the kids tonight.
@JennyJohnsonHi5: I used to give my co-workers nicknames based on their most dominant features, like 'Loves Abortions Brenda' or 'Eats Her Feelings Julie'.
@Thunder_Fart: Did you know that when you meet an Indian you can CHOOSE not to mention slumdog millionaire?