@Lai_Bhari: Alcohol increases the Send Button size by 89%.
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@Jarhead44: If you're not following me and received this tweet, it's because someone is smarter than you.
@AthenaMystique: *sings Batman theme *crawls along bars of death *rolls down slope *ascends tower *knocks out foes "Miss, you need to leave the playground."
@Sickayduh: Christian epileptics don't appreciate when you tell them "Jesus is the reason for the seizin"
@MatCro: I'll never forget my grandad's last words on his deathbed. He said: "I should never have bought this deathbed. Asking for trouble..."