@Lai_Bhari: Alcohol increases the Send Button size by 89%.
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@AnkCoupleTO: Have single guys scared of the "Friend Zone" even heard of long-term relationships or marriage?
@LemmingDad: When children vomit, sometimes it sounds like they're saying the names of Ikea furniture.
@GreeneyedManiac: I always say "morning" instead of "good morning". If it were a good morning I'd still be in bed instead of talking to people.
@Gre_Gone: Praying Mantis: *attends church, devours husband* Agnostic Mantis: *stares suspiciously up at the sky, devours husband*