@Lai_Bhari: Alcohol increases the Send Button size by 89%.
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@meganamram: Just heard about this teacher who had sex with her student. Another reason I won't send MY dog to obedience school
@1followernodad: the thing about the weather getting colder is that it makes you think you want to date someone when what you want is heavy socks
@jtrulez: Oh LinkedIn, what juicy tidbits do you have for me today? *raises monocle* Stanley added a skill?! HAHA! That is most delightful! *sips tea*