@DrunkMrWonka: Alcohol is a perfect solvent: It dissolves marriages, families and careers.
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@SteveSuckington: "Why did u jump off that bridge?" My friend did it too "Well if your friend jumped off a bridge would u?" Yes. I literally just said that
@TheMichaelRock: If you hate yourself, just drink alcohol like an adult; there's no need to vote for Trump.