@1evilidiot: Alcohol is like Lysol for feelings, it won't kill all of them.
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@AimeeHelene1: If this paper cut is any indication of my pain threshold, then child birth would definitely kill me.
@Reverend_Scott: [party] What exactly does BYOB mean? "Bring your own beer" Bill Nye the Science Guy slowly slides the bacteria sample back in his lab coat
@MsSkarsgaard: Everything is so great right now, she exclaimed. Morgan Freeman: It WAS great. And so it was now that the universe decided to intervene.