@1evilidiot: Alcohol is like Lysol for feelings, it won't kill all of them.
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@OhNoSheTwitnt: 🎶 You better watch out, you better not cry, you better not pout, I'm telling you why. Life gets worse when you're an adult. 🎶
@0v3rthOught: Marty McFly: *plays Nickelback* Guess you guys aren't ready for that yet but your kids are gonna love it. *returns to the present to find a world without children*
@philco816: There is no way Hollywood could remake Scream for millennials because, none of them would answer the phone.