@1evilidiot: Alcohol is like Lysol for feelings, it won't kill all of them.
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@Sophie2078: Auto correct changed naughty with nausea and it was the best decision i ever made in this relationship.
@NicestHippo: Funny how arguing works. We're all "You clearly disagree with me, so I will now repeat my point with steadily increasing levels of volume"
@KevinFarzad: This man recorded his son every day for a decade. The footage is breathtaking and takes 10 years to watch.
@david8hughes: God: Noah, I need an ark. Noah: Why don't you ask Joseph, the carpenter? God: Uh [huge grin] cos I'm banging his wife? [raises hand] up top?