@cray_at_home_ma: Alexa, take down my Christmas decorations.
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@holypurgatory: A lot of people cry when they chop onions. The trick is not to form an emotional bond.
@BucMarvin: Guinness Book of World Records should be in the Guinness Book of World Records as being the book with the most world records.
@laurajennyjo: *knock knock* Go away I'm not home "I can hear you" I can hear you too..go away "I brought food" What kind of food