@cray_at_home_ma: Alexa, take down my Christmas decorations.
YOU MIGHT ALSO LIKE
@JohnLyonTweets: I'm not saying your perfume is too strong. I'm just saying the canary was alive before you got here.
@food_shoes_life: Bikini season is just around the corner. Unfortunately, so is the Mexican restaurant.
@alyssawolff: *sees a woman struggling with a big suitcase up the stairs* Me: Need help with that? Her: Yeah! Me: *gives her a hug* You got this, girl.