@Try2StopME: Interviewer: "So why should we hire you?"
Me: "Cause I need a job very badly."
Interviewer: "So?"
Me: "And you have a vacancy. BINGO"
@JosesLovesYou: For a hero, it's pretty cool that Mario is just a dude who ignores his real job, does mushrooms and smashes his head into things all day.
@NoTheOtherJohn: [Inside Trojan Horse]
OTHER GREEKS: *fearful/anxious silence*
ME: This is my first sleepover
@QwertyJones3: "Want to come watch the game Saturday at 8:00?"
Well I'm going rollerskating at 1:00, so yeah I should be out of the hospital by then.
@TheLieLamaa: The only person who listens to both sides of an argument, is the next door neighbour ...
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