@wolfpupy: aliens took me up to on their ship but i have no time for that drama so i just jumped out
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@JimmerThatisAll: The problem with Chinese food is an hour later you feel like hacking the Pentagon again.
@CMHorrocks: These racing car drivers are making a lot of pit stops. You'd think they would have went before the race.
@poizngrl: I didn't see mommy kiss Santa, but my sister saw her kiss the mailman, which explains why I'm the only one with brown eyes in the family