@GabbbarSingh: All good students of Astrology drop out midway after they learn enough to find out. :)
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@truegritrumble: ME: I hit my neighbors car. CAT: I killed my last 4 owners. ME: YOU CAN TALK! CAT: ... ME: Wait, what did you just say? CAT: *blinks*
@YourAnMoron: I accidentally just laughed at something my 4-year-old did so now I have to pretend to laugh as she does it forty thousand more times.
@TheTweetOfGod: Media, stop using the phrase 'breaking news'. It's been broken for some time now.