@GabbbarSingh: All good students of Astrology drop out midway after they learn enough to find out. :)
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@relatabledad: every morning i swallow a piece of paper that says "keep up the good work fellas!!" just in case i die and doctors gotta do an autopsy on me
@foxnerdrn: If he doesn't sleep with a life-sized replica of you made of human hair and deli meats, he's not as into you as I am.
@realdealbiehl: Turns out 6 foot penguins don't exist, in related news, I might have just ran over a nun.