@5hael: All I need to know about you is defined by whether you ask for a cup or a cone when ordering ice cream
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@Lazer_Cat_: *spits out mouthful of peacock feathers* I'm sorry, I thought these were for just anyone to eat. *gets escorted from zoo*
@NurseSeymour: You never really know how many inches you're gonna get or how long it'll last. Snow, maybe.
@kelownagoose: If you have your underwear on over top of your pants, I'll let you in line in front of me at the pharmacy.
@JasonLastname: [boss starts giggling uncontrollably during his presentation as I tickle a voodoo doll]