@SuperApple8: All I want in life is to be cool enough to cut up slices of an apple and eat them directly from the knife.
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@CornOnTheGoblin: Control this is astronaut Douglas sending transmission from the Milky Way..we have no signs of chocolate..or caramel..I'd like to come home
@MrFornicator: I replaced the bulb in my refrigerator with a tanning bulb... that way if I ever get fat, at least I'll have nice color.
@SexySpainNights: I don't use extra virgin olive oil cause I want my food to have some experience
@JanelSantaCruz: "What about flying rats with no poop muscles and scissors for mouths?" - God creating birds