@tinatbh: All my friends look like a Victoria's Secret model and I look like a Victoria sponge cake
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@Schmoodles: Don't talk to me about your drinking problems until you've tried to make your cat wear your contact lenses because he looked a bit squinty.
@Swishergirl24: Hi everyone! Welcome to AA. This is a "judgment free" zone...unless we're talking about Janice who ate all the cookies last week.
@iwearaonesie: *smoke detector chirps* me*takes battery out* *chirp* me*cuts wires* *chirp* me*smashes it with a hammer* *chirp* wife:We have more than one