@TheJamesH1: All my friends say that I'm a psychopath. That's not true, I don't have any friends.
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@Contwixt: The best thing about humans is that many of the richest and most prosperous among us collect bottles of rotten grape juice.
@CabetoMejia: From 3am to 6am this morning I wanted to kill myself, but now I want some French toast. #cravings
@NolaChef504: When my boss is mad and takes it out on me, I do less work. Can't reward bad behavior with a positive response. Training works both ways
@noog: Spider: Why don't you like us? Most us are harmless and we kill all the bugs in your house? We just want to help Humans: EW EW EW EW OMG