@tsm560: All of my friends are in love and I’m still on my own but I’m not gonna feel bad for them.
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@ericsshadow: I hear all these Trump supporters saying they support him because he speaks his mind. Well you know who else speaks his mind? My 4 year old.
@gwatts77: Some psychologists say that sleeping naked can help boost a person's confidence, but nobody in this park seems to appreciate it.
@callie_cakes: Ex: Holy skinny jeans! Me: They are new. Like them? Ex: Sure... Me: What? Ex: Should a woman your age wear those? Divorce Reason 509
@filthybeggar1: People who put "Retired" on their Linked In acct: I'm not certain you've grasped the site.