@Ideal_Victoria: All of my horoscopes lately have started with “Ok, don’t freak out but…”
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@pharmasean: Macklemore was pretty far ahead of me in terms of self-awareness. When I was in the third grade I literally thought I might be a thundercat.
@HeatherLuvsYou: I've never considered myself a social butterfly. More like a social wasp. People run away a lot.
@Brampersandon_: WIFE: you've had enough ME (eating my 68th breadstick): aw man OLIVE GARDEN MANAGER: let him eat one more lol