@Ideal_Victoria: All of my horoscopes lately have started with “Ok, don’t freak out but…”
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@sleepwalkingdog: Lois: "I saw Batman yesterday. He's put on a lot of weight" Clark: *lowers glasses* "More like Fat- Lois: "Oh my god it's Superman"
@polychromatik: Beethoven:Who wants to hear some Symphonies? *crowd goes wild B:I SAID WHO WANTS TO HEAR SOME SYMPHONIES *crowd goes nuts B:I CANT HEAR YOU!
@MischievousJam: Today seems like the perfect day to make important life altering decisions! - Me, when I've gone two days without sleep