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@DeanOkay: All the good Liam Neeson jokes are Taken.
@__candypants: If you break up and get back together more than twice, I will not listen or care about your relationship problems you idiot.
@Jez1: You text him, he doesn't text you back. Obviously he was so excited that you texted that he fainted.
@bleustreak: I want a polka band at my funeral. I'm the one who's dead, let 'em suffer.
@TheBeerGuy73: Only God can judge me.
*gets hit by lightning*
@mrjohndarby: *releases swarm of killer wasps*
*wasps fly off harmlessly in all directions*
- Hmm... time for plan bee