@hidingfromme: All the women moaning about finding a husband obviously never had one.
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@robfee: Wow the weather sure is getting cool *A cloud rolls by wearing sunglasses and smoking an unfiltered cigarette*
@jordan_stratton: All of our friends were having babies, so my wife and I decided we might as well go ahead and get new friends.
@ChrisThayerSays: I'm still drunk with power after a Jehovah's Witness asked, "'Can I ask you one question?" & I said, "I think you just did," + kept walking.