@kwirkyKerri: All these knights going on a quest for the Holy Grail was a waste. They should've just asked their moms. Moms can find anything.
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@Book_Krazy: Hub: When was your first kiss Me: July 4th 1978 I kissed Brent under the fireworks Hub: Didn't you have a frog named Brent Me: I hate you
@dshack8: "I know she told me to buy Tampax, but I'll buy the store brand that's on sale instead." The last thoughts of a man who's about to die.
@E_lok44: Pro tip: If you really want to make an impact, always have a mouth full of saliva before you "shhh" someone.