@BillMc7: All You Need Is Love. And an IQ low enough to believe that.
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@david8hughes: [bday party] Mum: happy birthday son Me: wow that's a huge cake! Mum: its full of bees Me: what Mum [backing away]: I said it's cream cheese
@GrantTanaka: If a cop yells at you to GET DOWN just start twerking cause damn, dude, be more specific
@CheryeDavis: I'm perfectly fine with kissing frogs to find a prince...But I draw the line at kissing snakes.