@simoncholland: Almonds are good for when I want to have a healthy snack and want to stop having twelve dollars.
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@CelebrityChez: There's no law that says you can't make a tiny swimming pool in your belly button for a gummy bear pool party.
@HatfieldAnne: Mom used to say the only accessory a fashionable girl needs is a virtuous reputation. But it's bracelets.