@simoncholland: Almonds are good for when I want to have a healthy snack and want to stop having twelve dollars.
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@krisv_723: The only thing between me & a killing spree is the fact that I'd have to poop in front of people in prison.
@TheAlexP: I don't often get suspicious,but squirrels rubbing their tiny hands together? I worry they won the lottery & hired a good hit & run attorney
@NicestHippo: [college ad] High schoolers: You've sat in a chair for 4 years. How would you like to do that again, but this time at enormous cost to you?