@simoncholland: Almonds are good for when I want to have a healthy snack and want to stop having twelve dollars.
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@PunLovinLad: The inventor of inappropriate innuendo has died His family are taking it really hard
@Tmoney68: Okay, raise your hand if you put raisins in your oatmeal cookies. Great. Now, make a fist with that hand & punch yourself in the face.
@DBMaxP: It's a good thing I'm off for a vacation soon. It took me 15 minutes of her talking about her Volvo before I realized she meant her car