@8bitgun: almost called my teacher "mom," but I caught myself after "mo" and added an "n." I had to pretend I was Jamaican for the rest of the year.
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@ericsshadow: Beer makes me feel invincible. Vodka makes me feel innvienceablrerrer. *falls down*
@sammyrhodes: Here’s a crazy idea. What if Budweiser took all that advertising money and actually made better beer?
@Smethanie: I texted someone "hell yeah," but autocorrect changed it to "hell year" because even our phones know.
@itsa_talia: when i end emails with best, talia it is not abbreviated well-wishes, but letting you know that i am the best talia.