@polorize: Although it may be true that I don't have a lot of friends, I do however have a significant amount of strangers that don't bother me.
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@_ElvishPresley_: Fact if it's mother is trapped under a car, baby adrenaline gives a baby the super strength of eight babies. But that's not enough babies!
@LindaInDisguise: Went to WalMart today and still had all my kids when I got home. Next week, I'll try harder.
@carlawh: When a woman suddenly shuts up, a man can hear the theme from Psycho discreetly playing in the background.
@TheBosha: Each year more people die in bathtub accidents than plane accidents, but any idiot thinking they can fly a bathtub deserves what they get.