@polorize: Although it may be true that I don't have a lot of friends, I do however have a significant amount of strangers that don't bother me.
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@WilliamAder: First in my neighborhood to cut the grass and now the other husbands are looking at me like I reminded the teacher to assign homework.
@Reverend_Scott: [job interview] What's ur greatest strength? "I wear too much cologne" No, I mean- "A lady legit passed out when I got in the elevator"
@JayFinW: There's a Gulf between peoples' appreciation of cartoons. Dubai doesn't like the Flintstones, but Abu Dhabi do.
@michaelianblack: The Old Testament is the historical record of the first time we Jews controlled the media.