@polorize: Although it may be true that I don't have a lot of friends, I do however have a significant amount of strangers that don't bother me.
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@Dis0beyJay: *Putting ikea furniture together* Her: ummm, it's supposed to be a dresser Me:* Standing next to a wooden T.Rex* I KNOW WHAT IM DOING, LINDA
@MakesYouGiggle: Not having a date on Valentine's Day doesn't really worry me... It's those 364 other date-less days that are causing me a bit of concern.
@iAmDelFreaky: Everybody at the party got upset when Baby Jesus turned the wine into breast milk.