@AaronFullerton: Always amazed when I see people slip guns into the back of their pants. How is that comfortable? How do you not get a weapon wedgie?
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@ilovepie84: Somebody should tell Forrest Gump that on the back of the box of chocolates it tells you exactly what you're going to get.
@justaride: If you have time-stamped VHS footage of yourself blowing out birthday candles, you'll eventually be abducted.
@bobvulfov: Haha no i do not care what people think of me. Why what have u heard tell me everything right now
@AmishPornStar1: So, if he gets divorced for the third time... Does Melania get to keep the White House?