@Manda_like_wine: Always buy 'hand wash only' shirts whenever you want to wear something once and then throw it into a 'hand wash only' basket for 15 years.
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@HiddenPinky: "This does not bode well." - a guy at the returns desk, explaining why he's returning a boder.
@JoleenDoreen: A guy asked me out! Well, a guy asked me if I was going to be the same place he is. FINE, my boss called to see if I was coming to work.
@Kimpulses: I've been reading your Oscar tweets, and America should not vote on things as a general rule going forward.
@living_marble: Ann: I wanna break up Ed: why? A: you use time travel to manipulate me E: when, exactly, did you start to suspect this? A: well... Hey!