@MarcusTheToken: Always carry a newspaper or magazine so you appear to be preoccupied. - stalker handbook page 2 paragraph 3
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@the_rock_chic: Just walking down the "Gluten Free" aisle, secretly dropping boxes of Twinkies in everyone's carts.
@BrandonVine: Felt like my car was going to blow over from this wind today. I feel bad for the smart cars that are probably stuck in trees.
@KoKeniSasquatch: You know America you kinda brought Bieber on yourselves. There's not enough Canadians to make him go viral. Sorry but thems the truth.