@Karate_Horse: Always the pallbearer, never the dead guy
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@meganamram: I can't believe it's 2012 and street signals are still only telling white people to cross
@ericsshadow: If you had to decide between being fat and rich or poor and skinny, what bridge would you sleep under?
@shkeeber: *cape flaps in the wind* Me: Are you ready to defend freedom for another day, Captain K? Mom: Quit blocking the fan and put the cat down.