@sofarrsogud: *always thought 'copulation' was the amount of police officers in a given country.
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@ocourtneyno: When you accidentally type "me" instead of "my" I read your tweets as if you are a leprechaun.
@heapsOhate: *finds own number on a bathroom stall* Call for a good time!? This is outrageous! *crosses out good; writes in GREAT* There. Fixed.
@HockeyTornado: Spiderman is just another guy who ends up with sticky hands and covered in white stuff after being on the web.