@WheelTod: Always use a fish knife when eating fish, a tomato knife when eating tomato, and a Swiss Army knife when eating a member of the Swiss army.
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@kelownagoose: Bought 17 a fanny pack for back to school to delay my becoming a grandfather too early.
@causticbob: Failed my Politics exam. "Describe the role that India plays in the modern world". Apparently "Tech Support" is not the correct answer.