@WheelTod: Always use a fish knife when eating fish, a tomato knife when eating tomato, and a Swiss Army knife when eating a member of the Swiss army.
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@OnlyFastEddie: I stick pins and needles in the people I don't like because can't afford voodoo dolls.
@VeganZebra: The time between the nurse leaving the room and the doctor entering is for exploring and trying out as many tools as possible
@LoverOfComics94: How to be a politician: 1. Tell people what you're going to do 2. Don't do it 3. Change the subject.