@PanicRestroom: Always wear clean underwear, In case you are abducted by aliens
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@huntigula: Jesus: remember disciples, everything the light touches is god's kingdom Judas: um, isn't that from the Lion King? Jesus: *glares at Judas*
@KissabiX: [watches ants struggle with a chocolate & hazelnut covered golf ball I made] They'll be so pissed when they realise it's not Ferrero Roche
@carlyken: I'm trying to teach my toddler how to headbang but he's pissed because he wants a bottle. I told him to save that anger for the mosh pit.