@PanicRestroom: Always wear clean underwear, In case you are abducted by aliens
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@_xLNc: My father once told me, "Son, if you want people to listen to what you have to say, claim it's something your father told you."
@StinkyGr33n: I'm just saying, instead of calling it a "mule", it would have made more sense to call it a honkey.
@AthenaMystique: Just saw a sign advertising crabs and clams. I don't know about you, but I prefer to keep the crabs away from my clam.
@Jake_Vig: Today's assignment: Walk up to people with a manila envelope and ask them "Have you seen this person?" and pull out a picture of yourself