@PanicRestroom: Always wear clean underwear, In case you are abducted by aliens
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@MasterSociopath: I mistook the Facebook status box for Google search, and now I don't have to go to family functions any more.
@Storminika: I'm lazy, though. I get down to my last outfit before washin anything. You'll see me at a bar with a wedding dress on, just chilling.
@BevisSimpson: To little kid eyeing my McDonalds: thats right i can eat this any time i want... Dont ask about any of the other parts of my life please.