@InternetHippo: Am I a good person? No. But do I try to be better every single day? Also no
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@HoneyWooWoo: Once I get the creative juices flowing, I realize how disgusting that really sounds.
@misfarber: Daddy, why is grandma so bitter? I don't know, son; seems to run in the family. Your great uncle tasted awful