@Dirty_Naomi: Am I getting older or is the supermarket starting to play some great songs?
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@NickFlora: The Great Gatsby was so unrealistic. So many people at those huge parties and not once did anyone ask for the wifi password.
@OhYeahILied: "I'm not a violent person but people can change", I whisper as someone takes a bite of my food.
@EndhooS: "But I can't conquer China, it's way too big..." Now Genghis, what do I always say? *Sighs* "I'm Genghis Khan, not Genghis Khan't"