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@CynicalCanuck: Am I in the Mile High Club if I jerk off under a blanket on a plane? Just kidding, United doesn't have blankets.

Sorry lady in seat 21B

Am I in the Mile High Club if I jerk off under a blanket on a plane? Just kidding, United doesn’t have blankets. 

Sorry lady in seat 21B

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