@Landon8426: Chess with Australians must get so confusing.
"Check, mate."
"Naw mate, that's just a check."
"That's what I said. Check, mate"
@clyderun: At the bar I got into a factual debate with another patron. He pulled the "I have a PhD" card.
Now he has a PhD AND a fork in his eye.
@HeyZeus666: I lost a very dear friend and drinking buddy in a tragic accident this weekend. He got his finger caught in a wedding band.
@IamEnidColeslaw: RAN INTO A COWORKER AT TARGET. DIDN'T WANT HER TO KNOW I WAS BUYING BABY CLOTHES FOR MY CAT SO I TOLD HER I'M PREGNANT
@just1fool: Whoever called it getting drunk and not grunk detting just didn't get it.
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