@jessokfine: Amazing that the townspeople didn't like Belle what with her waking up every day and calling them a bunch of simple idiots
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@heatherlou_: These people act like they've never seen a woman eat a whole rotisserie chicken before.
@squirrel74wkgn: [laying in bed] Wife: I’d rather chew on aluminum foil while listening to Nickelback Me: ...a simple, “I have a headache” would’ve been fine
@Lisabug74: I love how my car’s check engine light turns off. Of course this means the engine has healed on its own.