@topaz_kell: Ambien is not the answer, unless your neighbor questions why you were sleeping on their couch and where did their cheesecake go.
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@Try2StopME: Most people in horror movies would still be alive, if only those idiots had listened to the audience.
@AnOrangeSNES: Photosynthesis is the process used by plants to convert a picture into a thousand words
@armyVet1972: Me: Strengths? I never vomit when I'm nervous. *vomits* HR guy: Umm…you sure about that? Me: Oh yeah, yeah. I'm just super drunk right now