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@jergarl: Ambien: Where is your unicorn?

Me: I don't have a unicorn.

A: You better get naked and go into that Arby's and look for it anyway.

M: Ok.

Ambien: Where is your unicorn?

Me: I don’t have a unicorn.

A: You better get naked and go into that Arby’s and look for it anyway.

M: Ok.

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