@Nickadoo: America. Where assault weapons will protect your family, but two dudes getting married will destroy your family.
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@MsSkarsgaard: Not to brag but at the last family reunion I didn't talk to a single person. No idea whose family it was. Lots of beer though. Recommend.
@AimeeHelene1: 'Dances with Wolves'... But it's just me, running around my backyard with an uncooked steak, screaming, while the neighborhood dogs bark.
@wheatnik: My bucket list is just the words "afford things" written in orange crayon on a paper towel.
@HeyZeus666: I got mugged in college by a gang of Asians. Two of them held me down and a third corrected my math homework before fleeing into the night.