@Nickadoo: America. Where assault weapons will protect your family, but two dudes getting married will destroy your family.
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@Reverend_Scott: Then my wife left me, I became an alcoholic and started making meth in my basement but anyway take one candy bar each kids. Happy Halloween.
@jenyb4: Um, hi. How much is the rent for this amazing apartment? Ma'am, this is the wine aisle of the grocery store.
@DBMaxP: According to the group of firemen in our floor's breakroom... my microwave popcorn is burnt