@TheDoorTHEDOOR: An app that detects itself running on other people's phones, then both devices play Random Encounter music. What happens next is up to you.
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@mompsychologist: Me:"If you ever give me another gift with 'some assembly required', you're dead to us." 6:*writing thank you card* But, um.. Me: Write it!
@thatsuperdad: Stranger: Sir your fly is down... Me: Oh geez! Thanks. *Bends down and picks up fly* Me: He's had some wing issues lately