@AnOrangeSNES: An app to tase restaurant owners who call appetizers "apps"
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@jwoodham: If I was a Quidditch player I'd be the Seeker, because I'm really, really good at doing basically nothing until the very end of something.
@GrantTanaka: Txt from wife: where r u Me:kitchen Wife:can u feed cat M: I mean garage W:bring in laundry M:bathroom W:clean toilet M: Idaho W:get potatos
@brunopieroni: I'm starting a Kickstarter to bring a lion from Africa and let it loose in a dentist's office.