@AnOrangeSNES: An app to tase restaurant owners who call appetizers "apps"
YOU MIGHT ALSO LIKE
@Book_Krazy: Dr: You've gained some weight Me: You said I should take it easy Dr: That was a yr ago & you were sick Me: WELL I'M NOT A MIND READER
@corinnemlwsw: "there's nothing sexier than a chick that knows how to work on cars" Dudes, trying to get us to do that job too.
@brettryland: Redheaded guys know they can just dye their hair, right? They don't have to live like that.