@jakefromstfarm3: An apple a day will keep anyone away if you throw it hard enough
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@ramblinma: Some days having kids makes it all worthwhile. I haven't experienced any yet, but statistically they're bound to happen at some point.
@knot_eye: Her: I bet you forgot it. Him: I have a photographic memory. [shakes violently] Her: ? Him: Sorry, it's a Polaroid. Is it Becky? Her: NO
@dlsims01: Life is like a cup of coffee... No matter how much sugar you put in it, there's always grounds at the end.