@jakefromstfarm3: An apple a day will keep anyone away if you throw it hard enough
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@Tmoney68: Have manufacturers of picket fences ever gone on strike? Because the irony would be awesome. Take your time, I'll wait.
@TheThomason: Death row last meal? Starfish. Eat a leg, it grows back. Sit back and enjoy a long life eating starfish legs in an electric chair.
@AbbyHasIssues: People who say I'm hard to shop for obviously didn't see how excited I just got finding an almond on the couch.