@jakefromstfarm3: An apple a day will keep anyone away if you throw it hard enough
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@aimlessamers: English, if I ran it: A group of geese is called a "group" A group of buffalo is called a "group" A group of catfish is called a "group"
@ewws13: Say what you will about women but I think being able to turn one sentence into a six hour argument takes talent.
@Thynebear: *walks up to bouncer* "sorry pal, this is a private country club" *peeks inside* [everybody's fist pumping hard as heck to kenny chesney]
@pinupteacher: Teachers at school: She seems to be expressing an inner need for control. Teachers at a bar: I want to punch that kid in the face.