@jakefromstfarm3: An apple a day will keep anyone away if you throw it hard enough
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@10InchesPlus: On the bright side, every moment Bieber spends Tweeting is a moment he isn't spending recording or performing music.
@ClichedOut: *checking out* Card Reader: Would you like to donate $1.00 to Charity X? □ Y □ N *enters N* CR: Are u a selfish prick? □ Y □ N
@TheMichaelRock: Do women know that it's perfectly legal to apply makeup at home before they get in their car?