@tangledteatime: An eight year old offered to sell me drugs. Isn't that disgusting? Why would I pay when I can just beat him up and take them? He's EIGHT.
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@craiguito: RIP the dinosaurs. Can't believe it's 65 million years already. Always in my thoughts
@briangaar: Girl can I ask you a question *gets down on one knee* would you like to make $8,000 a week working from home
@two1ohhbabydoll: "Bro, if she can still walk to the kitchen to make you a sandwich, you did it wrong." - murderers, apparently.