@TheToddWilliams: An entire cheerleader civilization was wiped out in the eruption at Pompompeii.
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@MsFoxIfUrNasty: M: If my chip:salsa ratio isn't perfectly even, I will burn down this restaurant, I swear to God. H: This is our house. M: I SWEAR TO GOD!
@KrunkedRobot: If you think the USA can shoot down nuclear missiles fired by North Korea just remember we couldn't even have lights at the Super Bowl.
@4handfuls: Him: Well, when life hands you lemons... Narrator: Life only needed him to hold the lemons so it could punch him in the face.
@AndrewChamings: [having sex] this is the best sex I've ever had her: ok let's take your bike helmet off tho