@TheTweetOfGod: An old white man in a beard bestowing gifts from the sky? Please.
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@TheCatWhisprer: I hate when I go to unbutton my pants because they're too tight and they're already unbuttoned.
@PaulShakeySharp: Ive just finished writing my first ever childrens novel. It's called 'We're poor because of you'.
@Thynebear: Mom I get nervous on dates & always sweat. "Wear something that doesn't show stains" [5 hours later] How was your date? She hated my poncho.
@UncleDuke1969: She has a rye sense of humor & great buns. I'm her hero, although I don't have much dough. I can't wheat to see her! I'm in loaf.