@QwertyJones3: An opossum is just a regular possum that reenacts the diner scene from When Harry Met Sally.
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@ericsshadow: [wife walking in the door after work] WIFE: I had just had the worst... why are our kids in the dog cage? ME: a hello would be nice.
@Pundamentalism: Ha - mildly amusing Haha - funny Hahaha - sarcastic laugh Hahahaha - stayin' alive
@Douchekevin: Men don't ask for driving directions because we just don't want to arrive wherever you're making us go.
@iamspacegirl: which part of the centaur carries the centaur babies is it the lady torso or the horse torso and why can't I stop thinking about this