@VYVYANCRAIG: Ancient Egyptian toilet paper
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@SouthrnPinUpMom: I wonder which woman said..... "yep I'm gonna put it in my mouth and see what happens."
@cheeky__gal: A poltergeist was moving furniture around the house, and I really love what he's done with the place.
@_RyanBryce: Asked the burd in Krispy kremes for 5 Nutella donuts and she says "have you got any nut allergies" aye pal I'm planning suicide by donut