@VYVYANCRAIG: Ancient Egyptian toilet paper
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@VaguelyFunnyDan: A Russian bomber was intercepted 20 miles from Los Angeles at 5:17am this morning, but no one wants to talk about it 'cause I made it up.
@RatBatallion: The first rule of Mormon fight flub is go door to door talking about Mormon fight club .
@cluedont: If I was Phil Collins I'd rub my belly after every meal and say 'I'm Full Collins', then insist everyone either laughed or left my house.
@RealCarrotFacts: Putting a carrot next to you in bed can almost fill the space where Megan used to slep