@briangaar: And I don't want to hear people from imaginary places like Finland telling me that 57 degrees isn't cold, save it for the elves, Santa
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@JD_KC: The goldfish just gave me the "just flush me" look. No way pal. If I have to stay so do you.
@Fruit_Slinger: I'm hungry but broke so I'm waiting for my bf to say he's hungry too than he'll order something delicious while I pretend to be indifferent.
@LittleHarmonica: I hate it when people think I'm staring when really I'm trying to kill them with my mind.
@Reverend_Scott: Hi, you've reached my voicemail. Why didn't you text me? I'll never call you back. Like, ever. You'd have better luck with a telegram.