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@brynnester: Me: I have an irrational fear of things Dr: Such as? Me: Driving, Swimming and Underground Passages Dr: You have Car Pool Tunnel Syndrome
@Dpressedspartan: (Me,after returning from exam) Mom: (Greeting) How was your paper? Me: I wrote what I knew, I copied what I didn't knew.
@zachreinert03: If I see someone is too drunk I take their keys. Not for safety, they're probably blacked out and just won't remember I stole their car.
@wickedsuga: Stop being so hard on yourself. You don't have to be a complete idiot. Just be the best idiot you can be.